Watches Deal Or No Deal? yep! definitely a woman!
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What should I buy Sallyanne for Christmas?
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Some words of wisdom once given to me by a fellow contractor.
Women assign points for presents send to them, but the value of points given does not increase with the value of the present.
You could buy your wife 1 thing in a year, that £40,000 4x4 she really wants, and you would get 10 points for the year.
Or, you could by your wifea £5 bunch of flowers every fortnight for a year and you would get 5 points for every bunch of flowers given to her.
In the first case you get 10 points for the year, and in the second you get ~120 points for the year.
So overall by spending much less money on a frequent basis you will be in her good books longer and she will love you more.
The morale of the story:
Regulary buy your missus cheap tack to keep her happy!!
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Originally posted by LucyYou are sooooo wrong.
No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
The pope is a tard.Comment
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I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....Originally posted by SallyAnneNo I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....
You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearbyOriginally posted by SallyAnneYou can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNot commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby
Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!The pope is a tard.Comment
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I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by nowOriginally posted by SallyAnneIndeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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