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What should I buy Sallyanne for Christmas?

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    #11
    Watches Deal Or No Deal? yep! definitely a woman!
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Some words of wisdom once given to me by a fellow contractor.

      Women assign points for presents send to them, but the value of points given does not increase with the value of the present.

      You could buy your wife 1 thing in a year, that £40,000 4x4 she really wants, and you would get 10 points for the year.

      Or, you could by your wifea £5 bunch of flowers every fortnight for a year and you would get 5 points for every bunch of flowers given to her.

      In the first case you get 10 points for the year, and in the second you get ~120 points for the year.

      So overall by spending much less money on a frequent basis you will be in her good books longer and she will love you more.

      The morale of the story:

      Regulary buy your missus cheap tack to keep her happy!!

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        #13
        You are sooooo wrong.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy
          You are sooooo wrong.

          No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
            I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....
            Carpe Pactum

            (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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              #16
              Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
              I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....

              You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                There you go. They killed the fun....
                Carpe Pactum

                (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
                  Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                    Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby

                    Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!
                      I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by now
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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