What should I buy Sallyanne for Christmas? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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EqualOpportunities replied

30 November 2006, 14:36
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Typical DBA

Quite
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Ardesco replied

30 November 2006, 14:35
bleh bring back the oo-er fnaar fnaar thread!!!
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SallyAnne replied

30 November 2006, 14:35
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by now

Typical DBA
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EqualOpportunities replied

30 November 2006, 14:32
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!

I tell you what mate, if they were nearby I'd probably be on a 10 stretch by now
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SallyAnne replied

30 November 2006, 14:27
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby

Indeed they are, and you need to seek help you perv!
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EqualOpportunities replied

30 November 2006, 14:24
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!

Not commenting is futile anyway - I imagine the Thought Police are nearby
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To BI or not to BI? replied

30 November 2006, 14:24
There you go. They killed the fun....
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SallyAnne replied

30 November 2006, 14:19
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....

You can say anything you want today - everyones too scared to comment!
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To BI or not to BI? replied

30 November 2006, 14:18
Originally posted by SallyAnne

No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent

I can already imagnie all the comments you'll get from this.....
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SallyAnne replied

30 November 2006, 14:14
Originally posted by Lucy

You are sooooo wrong.

No I think he's right!!! I prefer little and often to large and infrequent
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Lucy replied

30 November 2006, 12:57
You are sooooo wrong.
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Ardesco replied

30 November 2006, 12:56
Some words of wisdom once given to me by a fellow contractor.

Women assign points for presents send to them, but the value of points given does not increase with the value of the present.

You could buy your wife 1 thing in a year, that £40,000 4x4 she really wants, and you would get 10 points for the year.

Or, you could by your wifea £5 bunch of flowers every fortnight for a year and you would get 5 points for every bunch of flowers given to her.

In the first case you get 10 points for the year, and in the second you get ~120 points for the year.

So overall by spending much less money on a frequent basis you will be in her good books longer and she will love you more.

The morale of the story:

Regulary buy your missus cheap tack to keep her happy!!
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xoggoth replied

30 November 2006, 12:47
Watches Deal Or No Deal? yep! definitely a woman!
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Mr Crosby replied

29 November 2006, 18:28
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...d-0b417531f98f
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Pig replied

29 November 2006, 17:14
Originally posted by Churchill

I've never had any complaints.

They need to feel it to complain
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