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    #81
    Originally posted by Churchill
    My problem? You de fatty fat fat one. By the way, you're not cuddly or bubbly, you is FAT!

    Fat isn't a problem - its a blessing. It keeps knobs like you away - like a twat shield.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #82
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Fat isn't a problem - its a blessing. It keeps knobs like you away - like a twat shield.
      Yeah, no-one can find yours!

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        #83
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Fat isn't a problem - its a blessing. It keeps knobs like you away - like a twat shield.
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #84
          Originally posted by Churchill
          Yeah, no-one can find yours!
          Roll in talc and look for the wet patch, apparently
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #85
            Originally posted by Churchill
            Yeah, no-one can find yours!
            Oh my god - are you 10?!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #86
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Oh my god - are you 10?!
              Hardly, but don't let that put you off!

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                #87
                The sexual tension is almost palpable
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  The sexual tension is almost palpable
                  Is that a rude word?

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                    #89
                    Well I dont know what palpable means, and I just didn't understand CHurchills reply...so I guess for once I'm out of words.

                    I've leave you to be schizophrenic on your own now
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Well I dont know what palpable means, and I just didn't understand CHurchills reply...so I guess for once I'm out of words.

                      I've leave you to be schizophrenic on your own now
                      Time for your early evening snack?

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