Christmas Present Suggestions

[SallyAnne]

How big are we talking here? Are we talking hefty or threaded in a dress?

Well if the list is:-

Nicole Richie skinny
Skinny
Slim
Slim/Curvy
Curvy
Curvy/fat
fat
stupidly fat
jerry springer fat

then I'm curvy/fat.

Absolutely nowt wrong with that!
Churchy is just jealous of my lovely lady lumps.

[SallyAnne]

Threaded in a dress after a massive ingestion of Pies!

Think built like Ann Widdecombe but twice as ugly!

I'm really dying to meet you at the Xmas do mate x x x x

[Churchill]

I'm really dying to meet you at the Xmas do mate x x x x

I just hope I get to the buffet before you do lass!

[Emperor Dalek]

Going to bed with Nicole Richie would be like sleeping with a bicycle. Yuck.

[SallyAnne]

I just hope I get to the buffet before you do lass!

You're such a knob. When are you going to admit that you want me?

and more to the point, when are you going to admit that you are, infact, Bagpuss?

[Churchill]

You're such a knob. When are you going to admit that you want me?

and more to the point, when are you going to admit that you are, infact, Bagpuss?

Sorry dear but I'm not Bagpuss. Never mind though, it sounds like there's enough of you to go around - and you have by all accounts.

[Bagpuss]

Did somebody call?

[SallyAnne]

Sorry dear but I'm not Bagpuss. Never mind though, it sounds like there's enough of you to go around - and you have by all accounts.

Yep - nothing wrong with that either

[Churchill]

Did somebody call?

Aye, yon fat bint reckons that you and I are one and the same, like, man, oops sorry, cat.

[SallyAnne]

Did somebody call?

Oh how strange for you to log in at just that precise moment!