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    #11
    Originally posted by wc2
    Personally I prefer neither as they pull the hairs on my legs.

    Stockings, with knickers over the top.

    HTH

    (Reminded of a rather exciting work xmas party)
    Last edited by Lucy; 27 November 2006, 17:26.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Why would you roll your fat out of the way to get them on then?
      I feel sick now
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        why does the image of sausage meat going into its skin spring to mind?
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish
          why does the image of sausage meat going into its skin spring to mind?
          That's what I was thinking! or tripe into an onion sack
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            You're being a bit mean, don't you think ?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              I feel sick now
              well ok, that lass wasn't in the most flatterring angle
              The pope is a tard.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Lucy
                Stockings, with knickers over the top.

                HTH
                Isn't that the standard way?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #18
                  Yes, but I've gotten it wrong a few times.

                  psssk.

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                    #19
                    It's better with none for easy action
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Let's not go there, pussycat.

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