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    Stockings or Tights?

    Personally I prefer neither as they pull the hairs on my legs.
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

    #2
    Originally posted by wc2
    Personally I prefer neither as they pull the hairs on my legs.
    You might find waxing a bit more reliable for that.

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      #3
      How do fat birds find pairs that fit?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        How do fat birds find pairs that fit?
        By going through many that don't ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Logie
          By going through many that don't ?
          How many pairs do you thing this one would have to try?

          http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/f...964342057e.jpg
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            How do fat birds find pairs that fit?

            I've missed you today (not).

            They make all sorts of sizes for all sorts of things...you'll have found that when looking for those XXS condoms surely?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss
              How many pairs do you thing this one would have to try?

              http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/f...964342057e.jpg
              Lots, maybe!

              Is she giving a blow job to Tony Blair through a hole in the wall ? Dirty mare

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                I've missed you today (not).

                They make all sorts of sizes for all sorts of things...you'll have found that when looking for those XXS condoms surely?
                What so he can cover his entire head, not just the bit sticking out....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  I've missed you today (not).

                  They make all sorts of sizes for all sorts of things...you'll have found that when looking for those XXS condoms surely?
                  extra extra size,why thank you Sally, but maybe you can answer my question? How does a fat lass roll all that fat out of the way to get them on?
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss
                    extra extra size, tahnk you Sally, maybe you can answer my question, how does a fat lass roll all that fat out of the way to get them on?

                    Why would you roll your fat out of the way to get them on then?
                    The pope is a tard.

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