Originally posted by Ardesco
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Thats not a joke, thats hard earned experiance..... we should all be made wiser for history teaches well.To be or not to be... or get someone else to be, and take the slack for it. -
Legend has it that women who can take their dentures out give the best BJ's everOriginally posted by hyperDThat's not Britney, that's my old primary school English teacher. I liked her better with her teeth out...How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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After completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.Originally posted by Ardescoyou must have heard the ages old joke about making love to a slightly curvier than normal lady.
Just in case you haven't it goes as follows:- Empty out a bag of flour and roll her about in it and then aim for the wet spot
- Hope to god you don't hit an armpit!!!!
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe Chinese Emperors had concubines with this feature for that very reason...
HTH.
So do prisons!
Yous are all sinking to new depths men
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanAfter completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.
Shame on you, shame shame shame shame shame!!!
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You wouldn't be able to see anything due to the amount of flour swirling around in the air...Originally posted by The Lone GunmanAfter completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.
I think i'll stick with my original assessment
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