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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    After completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.
    You wouldn't be able to see anything due to the amount of flour swirling around in the air...

    I think i'll stick with my original assessment

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    After completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.
    EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

    Shame on you, shame shame shame shame shame!!!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The Chinese Emperors had concubines with this feature for that very reason...

    HTH.

    So do prisons!

    Yous are all sinking to new depths men

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    you must have heard the ages old joke about making love to a slightly curvier than normal lady.

    Just in case you haven't it goes as follows:
    1. Empty out a bag of flour and roll her about in it and then aim for the wet spot
    2. Hope to god you don't hit an armpit!!!!
    HTH
    After completing the first part of point one you could wait for her to fart and give you a clue.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    That's not Britney, that's my old primary school English teacher. I liked her better with her teeth out...
    Legend has it that women who can take their dentures out give the best BJ's ever

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  • Tonic
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    you must have heard the ages old joke about making love to a slightly curvier than normal lady.

    Just in case you haven't it goes as follows:
    1. Empty out a bag of flour and roll her about in it and then aim for the wet spot
    2. Hope to god you don't hit an armpit!!!!
    HTH
    Thats not a joke, thats hard earned experiance..... we should all be made wiser for history teaches well.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    you must have heard the ages old joke about making love to a slightly curvier than normal lady.

    Just in case you haven't it goes as follows:
    1. Empty out a bag of flour and roll her about in it and then aim for the wet spot
    2. Hope to god you don't hit an armpit!!!!
    HTH
    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

    Shame on you all

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  • monkeyboy
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    or move once and rude the ripples or maybe thats nipples

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  • Ardesco
    replied
    you must have heard the ages old joke about making love to a slightly curvier than normal lady.

    Just in case you haven't it goes as follows:
    1. Empty out a bag of flour and roll her about in it and then aim for the wet spot
    2. Hope to god you don't hit an armpit!!!!
    HTH

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Buy a bag of flour and get yourself over to plumpers dot com, xog.

    Whats with this bag of flour business?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Got any free big bum blonde movies?
    Buy a bag of flour and get yourself over to plumpers dot com, xog.

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  • xoggoth
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    Got any free big bum blonde movies?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    But a piccy of yours should make absolutely certain Sal...

    Well after posting my BMI I'm sure everyone would want to get a good luck at the circus freak!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Dont count on it, we had one about Umbrellas ( real ones to keep the rain off ) and that rumbled on for over a week

    ha ha ha ha - you lot are wild!!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Dont count on it, we had one about Umbrellas ( real ones to keep the rain off ) and that rumbled on for over a week
    Yeah that was good that one.

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