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This forum has turned into a nursey for sex starved adolescents..

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    #51
    Originally posted by Ardesco



    I'm not going to write a dirty little novel for you to help you figure it out....
    http://english.literotica.com/stories/index.php
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #52
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop
      So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #53
        Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
        So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!
        Ha ha - yes
        The pope is a tard.

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          #54
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          So what are we looking at here then? A cross between Anne Widdecome and Anne robinson <shudder> who sounds like Gazza? Had away and tulipe man!
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            #55
            Originally posted by The Clown Beater
            I definitely have a cock. I just checked.
            what time is it then?

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              #56
              Originally posted by Forumbore
              what time is it then?
              Time for a pint, IMO
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #57
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Whats the point when I will possibly see you all in 34 days?! I'd rather have you all knowing what to expect rather than watching all of your faces drop

                It's not my face I am worried about

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Forumbore
                  It's not my face I am worried about
                  ?? Your breasts ??

                  Are you going to take your bra off ?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Lucy
                    ?? Your breasts ??

                    Are you going to take your bra off ?

                    Ewww - I really dont want to think about what else he might mean
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #60
                      I can't think of anything else.

                      She might be female.

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