Originally posted by Lucy
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How old were you when you lost your virginity ?
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17, on a ford capri bonnet outside a wine bar. Like others missed some earlier opportunties. Like the classic "if you go out with my mate she will let you have sex with her" when I was 14. I'm still worried I might be gay.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Also 17, also missed (God only knows how many) earlier opportunities. Thankfully in my case a Ford Capri wasn't involved. It was upstairs at a party - we had to queue for the parents bedroom. I still shudder at the thought of what the guys parents came back to. The carpet was a mess of vomit, bodily fluids, blood (small fight broke out) and pernod & blackcurrant (that was me unfortunately). Ahhh, happy days.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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pernod & blackcurrant (that was me unfortunately)
Yeah Mordac I remember when that was a cool drink along with malibu and blue bols. Actually the capri bonnet has now given me fetish for having sex on other car bonnets. The ulimate being the VW beetle ...................But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by GibbonYeah Mordac I remember when that was a cool drink along with malibu and blue bols. Actually the capri bonnet has now given me fetish for having sex on other car bonnets. The ulimate being the VW beetle ...................Comment
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Nice try Lucy, the trick is find a car that has being running recently and then it's nice and warm for the lady, always the gent..................But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by GibbonNice try Lucy, the trick is find a car that has being running recently and then it's nice and warm for the lady, always the gent..................
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by LucyOh dear, I am the youngest so far, troll must be right.
I'll help you out mate - I was 15.
And dont dare feel bad about it - we were out shagging while this lot were still reading about sex in their comics!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI'll help you out mate - I was 15.
And dont dare feel bad about it - we were out shagging while this lot were still reading about sex in their comics!
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