How old were you when you lost your virginity ?

[Lucy]

or they give you a large hint by trying to wank you off in the club... cue a very hasty taxi drive round to hers

Really ? I've never done that.

Lift at work, park overlooked by work ...

[Spacecadet]

Really ? I've never done that.

obviously we've never met then

[The Clown Beater]

or they give you a large hint by trying to wank you off in the club... cue a very hasty taxi drive round to hers

And then down the quacks for a chlamydia screening a few weeks later.

[Spacecadet]

And then down the quacks for a chlamydia screening a few weeks later.

but somehow always got the all clear

[The Clown Beater]

but somehow always got the all clear

Same ... the looks you get from the nurses are however, slightly disturbing. Just because they ain't getting any!

[Spacecadet]

Same ... the looks you get from the nurses are however, slightly disturbing. Just because they ain't getting any!

Hmm, i missed that, maybe i was too concerned about my japs eye getting violated

[Buffoon]

I'm still a virgin.

God has told me to keep myself pure.

[Gonzo]

Hmm, i missed that, maybe i was too concerned about my japs eye getting violated

Ah yes - the little umbrella - shudders as the memory returns

[Sockpuppet]

Oh, poor SP, don't be mean to him, he is sweet, he just needs an older woman.

How you doin'

[Lucy]

I'm good.

Like your lil avatar, he is so cute.