Originally posted by Lucy
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How old were you when you lost your virginity ?
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Wherent they characters in the cartoon about a family of elephants who also happened to be royalty. -
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Yes, my mum got me up especially and sat me on her lap to watch. She said to me, "you won't remember this, but you did see it - the most amazing thing in history".Originally posted by zeitghostWhat?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxYes, my mum got me up especially and sat me on her lap to watch. She said to me, "you won't remember this, but you did see it - the most amazing thing in history".
Ahhh - thats such a lovely story. Your mum sounds lovely - no wonder you turned out so well Lucifer.The pope is a tard.Comment
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I love my mum.Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhh - thats such a lovely story. Your mum sounds lovely - no wonder you turned out so well Lucifer.Comment
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Yes, but I am not sure how this relates to you losing your virginity LB.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI love my mum.
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Oh god, please dont let it relate! Please please please!!! I've always been warned about people on the internet...Originally posted by LucyYes, but I am not sure how this relates to you losing your virginity LB.
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Sorry, I got distracted. I think it's a CUK thing. It's very rare for a thread to stay on topic for more than three posts before it mutates into house price crises, immigration or hairy arsed builders' chat. You might have noticed.Originally posted by LucyYes, but I am not sure how this relates to you losing your virginity LB.
Anyway, where were we?Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOh god, please dont let it relate! Please please please!!! I've always been warned about people on the internet...
(Only joking)
I wonder how many people in here are internet axe murderers in the evening?Comment
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thief/helios/haxor/andyw is a little on the scary side. Mentally that is. Probably the size of a dwarf with an acorn for reproductive organs. Poor lad.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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