He's screwed

[vetran]

'She loved that thing more than me – and I bought it for her!' Jealous builder, 33, admits criminal damage after smashing up his ex-girlfriend's SEX TOY | Daily Mail Online

'She loved that thing more than me – and I bought it for her!' Jealous builder, 33, admits criminal damage after smashing up his ex-girlfriend's SEX TOY
Rich Moore, 33, lost his temper when picking up his stuff from ex-partner
Smashed up her £30 'bullet' sex toy and sunglasses she claims were £200
Sarah Mills, 34, called police and he was charged with criminal damage
Admits he was furious after partner of seven years 'moved other fella in'

[original PM]

I think the phrase 'Git gud' springs to mind here!

[LondonManc]

Sarah said, "if I could have taught the bullet to mow the lawn, I'd have got rid of Rich a lot sooner."