Everyone's against me !

[Andyw]

Andy comes from some London overflow newtown sh1thole like Bassingstoke, Harlow or Stevenage. He drives a blue ford Focus. He is balding, wears glasses and overweight. He drinks far too much coffee and has a mild body odour problem.

You stole that statement off guru !

[Numptycorner]

Sounds like I've hit the nail on the head

[Andyw]

Sounds like I've hit the nail on the head

Honestly mate, the only thing you got right was the colour blue.....

[Ardesco]

Here is where he tells us he drives a light blue Subaru Impreza P20 with a slight ding in the NSF wing

[sasguru]

One thing we know for sure: Andyw has to buy a new box of Kleenex every weekend as the curtains in his grimy bedsit in Deptford are too crusty to use any more.

Andy, Feck off. You are the weakest link.

[Andyw]

One thing we know for sure: Andyw has to buy a new box of Kleenex every weekend as the curtains in his grimy bedsit in Deptford are too crusty to use any more.

Andy, Feck off. You are the weakest link.

guru ! that ones worn a little thin now....do come up with some more original lines for the sake of your own integrity ! otherwise you might just find a poll in your own name !

[Numptycorner]

Here is where he tells us he drives a light blue Subaru Impreza P20 with a slight ding in the NSF wing

1993 Nissan Micra with 'my other car is a Ferrari' sticker in the back window

[Andyw]

dont you mean Impreza P1 ?

[sasguru]

guru ! that ones worn a little thin now....do come up with some more original lines for the sake of your own integrity ! otherwise you might just find a poll in your own name !

You want me to be original? And in the same breath you want to create another poll? Shame you're too stupid to see the irony there. You really are an irritating, thick feckwit aren't you?

[Andyw]

You want me to be original? And in the same breath you want to create another poll? Shame you're too stupid to see the irony there. You really are an irritating, thick feckwit aren't you?

oooh ! smelly's on one today ! wassup ? feeling low and unwanted ?