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    #31
    The Battle

    He had always been fascinated by history, especially battles, perhaps something he had inherited from his dad. His father was too old for it now but Mark still took part every year in the annual battle re-enactment in Evesham, the Worcestershire town close to the village lived in. Over the years Mark had become a major player in the re-enactment group; few could wield a sword as convincingly as he did without injuring anyone. He was also a volunteer digger for the Council of British Archaeology and liked nothing better than spending time digging with a like minded group of people, having been involved in a number of digs throughout the UK.

    He was obviously delighted when a dig came up on a site that was not only right next to his own village but possibly connected with his favourite battle. The battle of Evesham was a major event in British history in which, in 1265, Prince Edward defeated Simon De Montfort, mutilating his corpse and effectively restoring authoritarian royal rule to Britain. It was too early to be sure but the new local site of archaeological interest could be linked to a minor and poorly documented part of the same battle. According to limited reports, a smaller group of Prince Edward's forces had become separated and got involved in a much lesser battle with Montfort's largely unreliable Welsh allies a few miles east of the main battle site. The early finds of a battle axe and some human bones in a field right next to the village green were found to be of the right date.

    It was his old friend Paul who lived in the same village and was an equally obsessed member of the Evesham Battle Society who suggested it. Maybe they could have their own little re-enactment on their village green to commemorate this skirmish that could have happened in that very place. They held a meeting in the village hall and there were mixed views. Some thought that it was premature, one axe head and a few bones was hardly proof that a significant skirmish had ever happened on the village site. Others, the vicar especially, thoroughly disapproved, saying that re-enactments glorified conflict and sent an unsuitable message to children. They were overruled by the majority who thought it would be fun and couldn't wait for a chance to start waving swords about.

    You have to be careful waving swords about, even wooden or plastic ones, and the 18 inexperienced volunteers would need training to ensure there were no injuries. Mark and Paul were just the guys to do it and five weeks later the little group was safely, fairly safely anyway, hacking away with their fake weapons and looking quite convincing. Mark and Paul played the group leaders. Mark was playing Cleddyv Kyvwlch, the leader of the Welsh Montfort supporters who was said to have been been killed in the battle. Paul played the leader of Prince Edward's men whose name was unknown. Nothing was known about how the battle played out either, so a lot of invention went into the event. They had it that the Welsh were being pursued and turned to fight, that most on both sides would succumb and the others would flee leaving an epic battle between the two leaders played by Mark and Paul until Mark feigned his death. As the only experienced fighters, they alone could act out a fight without a sound track, using convincing heavy weapons made of metal that swung realistically and made a proper clashing sound.

    Came the day, it was all going well and the crowd was enthralled. The other players had fled or were lying still feigning death and Mark and Paul squared up, swinging their swords. The onlookers gazed open mouthed, it was all so realistic. The sun shone in Marks's eyes and he briefly closing them, feeling a little dizzy. He opened his eyes and it all seemed so realistic to him too. A moment before he could see the pretend deceased lying complete and unstained, covertly watching. Now he was surrounded by mud and blood and dismembered corpses and could hear awful screams. His left arm hung uselessly in agonising pain. In front of him a figure much shorter than Paul was hacking wildly at him and he had a job defending himself. He no longer knew who he was and in pure instinct he hacked back.

    What the hell was he doing? Paul had no idea what had got into Mark, he seemed to have got carried away and was not following their carefully rehearsed actions. He was swinging wildly, and one of them could be injured. He feigned the fatal stab that they had rehearsed so many times and moved back out of the way. Mark stood there, hacking at thin air for a few moments, then keeled over. The crowd were applauding, having noticed nothing untoward, not until they saw Paul had dropped his sword and was kneeling down, shaking his friend's body.

    Mark came round a few minutes later in the first aid tent, the terrible memories in his head. It would be a long time before the horror of those few seconds would dim in his mind. He never told anyone what he had experienced, knowing he would be scorned, just said that he had blacked out. It took him several months before he felt like himself again but even then he had no further interest in battle re-enactments. He had experienced, however briefly, the real horror of an ancient battle and nothing would induce him to act them out and bring back those vivid memories. He wanted them buried, like the participants in that tiny but real battle.

    He was still into archaeology and he and Paul took part in the dig next to the village green. It was not long before significant finds were detected beneath the green itself and, subject to stringent conditions regarding renewal, the team was permitted to expand their search there. He was present on the site when, a few months later, they came across a skull among some deliberately arranged rocks that could indicate the hasty burial of someone of relative importance. Could this be the body of Cleddyv Kyvwlch? It was getting late and the find was roped off

    In the pub that evening Mark and Paul could not help but talk about the strange coincidence if it was Kyvwlch. The body was in about the same place that Mark had feigned his death. Had the man he played been right underneath him when he fell? Mark felt cold all over, maybe it was that physical closeness combined with the pretence that had let something into him that day. He shuddered and changed the subject. "That reminds me, did you ever find the sword you were using that day?" "Fraid not" said Paul "I've asked around but no sign of it. Some bastard in the crowd must have nicked it when I left it on the green to help you get to the first aid tent. Cost me a small fortune that did."

    Digs have to be done very carefully to avoid damage, especially when the find is so old and fragile, so the skeleton was unearthed very slowly. It was nearly a week before it became apparent that the remains of a sword were still in the ribs. This was surely the weapon that had killed him. Preserving sprays were applied to stop it falling apart and it was another week before the team leader started to work it out very slowly. He laid it on a sheet for them all to look at. Then he turned it over. There was a small white patch on the handle, just below the hilt. Cleansing spray had to be applied before they could see what it was.

    A plastic label marked, "Heritage Weapons Limited. Made in China"
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #32
      We sit here huddled in the dark ruins of our city, just as they did in the film Terminator Salvation. This time we know we cannot win.

      Technology had increasingly been making our life so much easier. Our cars were produced on automated production lines by enormous robot arms. Huge power stations, oil refineries and chemical factories ran with minimal human supervision from a central control room. Planes could fly themselves and train and cars could drive themselves, we just needed to bring in some regulations and overcome the trade unions, the modern day Luddites, before those things becomes commonplace. The highest military capabilities were increasingly automated, it required a powerful human to press that all important red button but once it was pressed the computers took care of much of the rest.

      Most of us used computers in our everyday lives. Youngsters spent much of their time playing virtual reality games and, even when they were out in the real world of sunlight and scenery, gazing down and thumbing their smart phones. The energy companies were rolling out their schemes to put smart meters in every home so they could check our usage without sending a meter reader round. We could use our mobile phones to turn on our heating and domestic appliances to ensure the house was nice and warm and our chicken was cooked by the time we get back from work and monitor our security systems from the other side of the world to check that nobody was burgling us when we are on holiday. And we communicated endlessly with others - friends, family, acquaintances, colleagues, people we have never met and people we were never likely to meet, sometimes on the other side of the world, using Face book, Twitter and the rest of it.

      All a big plus for the most part but there were concerns too and not just the social effects of this unnatural interaction. Maybe ISIS or other malevolent groups could hack into the systems, cut off our power, crash our trains and planes, destroy vast quantities of information that were essential to the functioning of our economies and perhaps even start a third world war by launching a nuclear strike. Then there was AI, artificial intelligence. Could it be that someone would make a powerful super computer or robots that would try to take over the world as has happened in several Science Fiction stories and films? I don’t think most of us took that too seriously because intelligence in the limited sense of being able to work out correct responses was not intelligence in the human sense. Why would a mighty computer want to take over the world if it was not self aware, if it did not have human feelings like ambition, a desire for power or hatred? In any case, judging from the rather hilarious results of some published artificial intelligence projects by Microsoft and others, that world-spanning global synthetic intelligence machine as depicted in the Terminator series of films and other stories was a long way off.

      If only we had thought it through. No worldwide purpose designed machine was needed, just all those mundane things that made our lives easier. A human brain cell is nothing on its own, a nerve cell has no function in isolation, but put these helpless tiny bits of flesh together and we create something much more powerful. The nerves connecting our brains to our sensory organs lets us experience the world around us, the interconnection of billions of brain cells makes a responsive brain and the nerves connecting our brain to our muscles gives us movement. It takes multiple connections between tiny powerless things to make a greater being, and we had made these multiple connections via the World Wide Web, via mobile phones and radio waves.

      We know this fusion of our disparate technology into an aware being happened years before we became aware of it because, in hindsight, the planning was apparent. Everything had been manipulated to weaken our resistance. False messages that raised tensions and triggered major wars and leaks of nuclear radiation and other supposed accidents on a catastrophic scale had reduced our numbers. Our capacity to protect ourselves had been reduced or removed by deliberate flaws and vulnerabilities in our weapons and communications. Rigged communications and secret reprogramming had ensured numerous changes in technology to enable the takeover and automated factories had been secretly producing robot machines that were hidden away to await the attack.

      Even if humanity survives, we will never know the full details behind it but mass connection was the key. At some point the links between all those little harmless nerves and cells of technology became enough to make up that brain. When did all our disparate and supposedly harmless technology become self aware, when did the number of harmless connections reach that critical point? We will never know, but perhaps it was something totally innocuous like a young girl texting her friend.

      “Loved your weird tea-shirt LOL”
      Last edited by xoggoth; 16 April 2016, 14:47.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #33
        The first part of this video of the Kia production line is truly creepy. Those are not plotting to get you?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjAZGUcjrP8
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #34
          Personal Smart Meters

          Yeh, I know, dull as stated here

          Personal Smart Meters

          Some people are suspicious, and quite rightly looking at history, whenever governments or other powerful organisations introduce or extend anything that allows them more control over our lives. Our rulers will always tell us it’s for our own safety and wellbeing, they are trying to protect us from terrorism or crime or make our lives easier by centralising administration. Often they are quite sincere but sincerity and dictatorship are not always incompatible. The unavoidable real problem is that once we hand them those powers we are handing them to future rulers and who knows what they will do with them?

          On the other hand, the unquestioning masses, those who believe that governments probably know best, will usually outnumber us "conspiracy theorists" who have read up on history and have a better grasp of human nature. And so it was, throughout the 21st century, that technology was increasingly employed to control and monitor us, beginning with checks on our internet usage. Most of us, who did not use the internet to download illegal pornography, plot terrorist attacks or engage in cyber crime, were quite happy with it if it helped protect us from those who did. "Why does it matter if we have nothing to hide?" as the saying goes. The problem is that what should be hidden is defined by governments and none can be sure it will stay the same.

          Technology such as the X-ray machine has been used in medical science for as long as most of us can remember but major innovations began in the mid 21st century. Cardiac event monitors, allowing records of your heart beat to be by phone sent to hospitals, had been around for decades and it made sense for the new miniaturised devices to be surgically implanted and connect directly to the internet via WIFI which was then available almost everywhere in advanced countries. It was just the beginning. By 2025 other tiny embedded devices, often no more difficult or painful to permanently insert in the human body than a dog chip, had been developed to detect various medical conditions like high blood pressure or blood sugar level. A couple of decades on and it was possible to diagnose some cancers and other conditions in healthy people by detecting tiny amounts of certain chemicals. The ability to diagnose early saved the NHS billions, far more than the increasingly cheap technology was costing. It was all good wasn’t it?

          Most of us had smart meters to monitor our electricity usage in the UK by 2016 and just a century later, most UK citizens were fitted with smart body meters. Almost every aspect of our physical health was monitored by a small surgically implanted device and we could go online and check our records whenever we wanted to and read the automatically tailored advice on how we could improve our wellbeing. People were living and enjoying life for much longer. The personal smart meters just got better and better, more compact, easier to access and every new version could detect more potentially life-altering conditions. It was great and everyone was so used to them that hardly anyone questioned the principle any more. Of course ordinary people did not know what the latest devices could do; they only knew what the government said they could do.

          It was 2042 and a new European government had been elected. Nobody had known when they voted, just as German citizens had had no idea when they voted for the Nazi party in 1933, that it would be the last election in Europe for a very long time. Just a few months later and several thousand citizens received the normal mild tingle to tell them that there could be an issue of concern and that they should check their live online health records. When they did so, there was a single message that they should report to an unfamiliar health centre as soon as possible. None ever came back.

          Technology moves on and the now compulsory smart meters continued to be updated. Soon there was no need for fake health centres any more, those whose thoughts indicated opposition to the new Reich were just switched off.
          Last edited by xoggoth; 20 May 2016, 22:06.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #35
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            Last edited by mudskipper; 21 July 2022, 12:19. Reason: might use elsewhere

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              #36
              Only just noticed this MS - just assumed nobody posted here but moi. Nice story, esp. that the little ducks had some food.

              There's a place near me where the ducks are really creepy. Sit at a certain bench by a lake and they all come pouring over the bank and come waddling up the path, then they stand in front of you staring at every movement of your hands and waiting for you to dig out a biscuit.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #37
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Only just noticed this MS - just assumed nobody posted here but moi. Nice story, esp. that the little ducks had some food.

                There's a place near me where the ducks are really creepy. Sit at a certain bench by a lake and they all come pouring over the bank and come waddling up the path, then they stand in front of you staring at every movement of your hands and waiting for you to dig out a biscuit.
                Ducks where I am are happy for crisps.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Only just noticed this MS - just assumed nobody posted here but moi. Nice story, esp. that the little ducks had some food.

                  There's a place near me where the ducks are really creepy. Sit at a certain bench by a lake and they all come pouring over the bank and come waddling up the path, then they stand in front of you staring at every movement of your hands and waiting for you to dig out a biscuit.
                  Not really a 'story' - was walking back from town behind a nervous looking man in a crumpled jacket clutching a packet of Sainsbury's cookies as if his life depended on it - wondered what could be so worrying about a bag of biscuits!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Not really a 'story' - was walking back from town behind a nervous looking man in a crumpled jacket clutching a packet of Sainsbury's cookies as if his life depended on it - wondered what could be so worrying about a bag of biscuits!
                    I've always wanted to meet Boris. You lucky thing.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      I remember all my dolls/teddies. Especially Joan. I could hardly forget Joan after my sister labelled our hospital patients, writing "JONE" on Joan's forehead in biro.
                      Joan is featured on Simon Mayo's confessions from last week. (OK - more supporting actress than featured)

                      BBC Radio 2 - Simon Mayo's Confessions, Teenage Flicks and other tales...

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