Fatties more likely to go blind

**CaribbeanPirate** · 6 September 2006, 22:36

I haven’t got the energy to have a fondle of the tackle any more. In fact, I haven’t seen mine for years. At my time of life, I cannot keep it up long enough for playing with myself to have any outcome.

And my eyesight is getting bad.

**oraclesmith** · 6 September 2006, 23:32

We're taking quite a hammering recently.

What's it going to be next ?

Fatties more likely to be criminals;
Fatties more likely to be perverts;
Fatties more likely to be unemployed;
Fatties more likely to be tax dodgers;
Fatties more likely to be educationally sub-normal;
Fatties more likely to be murderers;
Fatties more likely to be boring;
Fatties more likely to be racists;
Fatties more likely to be cheats;
Fatties more likely to be IT contractors ?

It's just not fair I tell thee !

**DaveB** · 7 September 2006, 09:38

Did anyone else the the programme on the telly the other night featuring Ricky Grover and a selection of overweight folks?

Spent the almost the entire programme going around various high street chains berating them for not stocking every range they had in size 20+

Finished off by taking a pop at amusement parks for not having seats big enough for them on their rollercoasters.

**DimPrawn** · 7 September 2006, 10:39

I hate fat people. Lazy greedy slobs. Turn them into candles.

HTH

**Mr Crosby** · 7 September 2006, 10:42

Originally posted by DimPrawn

I hate fat people. Lazy greedy slobs. Turn them into candles.

HTH

Some would smoulder for years.

**goldmember** · 7 September 2006, 11:40

**oraclesmith** · 7 September 2006, 12:18

Have you got CP's permission to post that ?

**CaribbeanPirate** · 7 September 2006, 13:01

Originally posted by oraclesmith

Have you got CP's permission to post that ?

No he hasn't.

It's a very good likeness.

**weemster** · 7 September 2006, 13:34

Who said that ?

Fatties more likely to go blind