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Fatties more likely to go blind
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I haven’t got the energy to have a fondle of the tackle any more. In fact, I haven’t seen mine for years. At my time of life, I cannot keep it up long enough for playing with myself to have any outcome.
And my eyesight is getting bad.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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We're taking quite a hammering recently.
What's it going to be next ?
Fatties more likely to be criminals;
Fatties more likely to be perverts;
Fatties more likely to be unemployed;
Fatties more likely to be tax dodgers;
Fatties more likely to be educationally sub-normal;
Fatties more likely to be murderers;
Fatties more likely to be boring;
Fatties more likely to be racists;
Fatties more likely to be cheats;
Fatties more likely to be IT contractors ?
It's just not fair I tell thee !It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Did anyone else the the programme on the telly the other night featuring Ricky Grover and a selection of overweight folks?
Spent the almost the entire programme going around various high street chains berating them for not stocking every range they had in size 20+
Finished off by taking a pop at amusement parks for not having seats big enough for them on their rollercoasters."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnI hate fat people. Lazy greedy slobs. Turn them into candles.
HTH
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Have you got CP's permission to post that ?It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Originally posted by oraclesmithHave you got CP's permission to post that ?
It's a very good likeness.Last edited by CaribbeanPirate; 7 September 2006, 13:35.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
International Talk Like a Pirate DayComment
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