Unite demands government outlaws umbrella companies

[LondonManc]

now now you lot!! And I am supposed to be producing a considered response to this!

I'm happily married (if that's not an oxymoron!) so whatever you want, I'll not hold you to it.

[northernladuk]

now now you lot!! And I am supposed to be producing a considered response to this!

Will it involve mud?

[MrMarkyMark]

Will it involve mud?

Mud is so passé.

Olive oil and paddling pools are in.

HTH.

[barrydidit]

Mud is so passé.

Olive oil and paddling pools are in.

HTH.

Not oop north - mud is available in abundance, whereas olive oil is only seen when an Ocado driver gets lost, breaks down, and has to escape down the Manchester Ship Canal deliverance style.

[SueEllen]

Not oop north - mud is available in abundance, whereas olive oil is only seen when an Ocado driver gets lost, breaks down, and has to escape down the Manchester Ship Canal deliverance style.

You mean there are no Lidl and Aldi up North?

You Sir are lying as I've been to a few.

[LondonManc]

You mean there are no Lidl and Aldi up North?

You Sir are lying as I've been to a few.

You've got to be wearing grey joggers, Nike Air Max and be from the local council estate to get in one of those up north.

[SueEllen]

You've got to be wearing grey joggers, Nike Air Max and be from the local council estate to get in one of those up north.

Ahh that explains the weird looks.

[LondonManc]

Ahh that explains the weird looks.

No, their substance addiction explains their strange looks.

[northernladuk]

No, their substance addiction explains their strange looks.

The lack of a full set of teeth doesn't help.

[LondonManc]

The lack of a full set of teeth doesn't help.

Bit harsh on SueEllen that, pal.