"I Punch First"

[vetran]

I must admit that meeting a burglar (lady) outside the back door at 6:30 in the morning did give me pause.

Fortunately she was as high as a kite & buggered off with my raspberry pavlova & the little radio from the outside bog.

Dunno what might have happened had it been a muscle bound scrote.

I suspect I'd have come off worst.

I'm disappointed, I was expecting you to get the chianti & favva beans, though the liver may not of been the best part to eat.

[darmstadt]

Yes UKIP are in favour of home owners being able to defend their property physically if necessary.

Too ******* right, arm everyone: http://www.change.org/petitions/the-...d-self-defence

[EternalOptimist]

Dunno about anyone else, but if I get up in the night, I always assume there is someone there.
It's always a big relief when I finish my rounds, secure the southern perimeter and can go for a leak in peace

[mudskipper]

Punch like a girl.