Reminds me of my ex-wife...
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£50k is sure sign of success
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This certainly rings true; I had very few girlfriends when I earned £37K p/a, but when I started my own company and my salary went over £100K I had trouble fighting them off, all eager to get married and quit their jobs. When much of the work went to India and the tax-burden encouraged me to shut the company and take a lower salary, my girlfriend left me and I've not had another since.
- Michael, Leatherhead, SurreyBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Make me thank my lucky stars that I am so old and ugly that it's not a problem anymore.
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Originally posted by mcquiggdAge doesn't really matter to most women.:
Is it:
a) ugliness
b) fatness
c) incontinence
d) my problem of spilling my food and drink down myselfBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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