Reply to: £50k is sure sign of success

[CaribbeanPirate]

Age doesn't really matter to most women.:

If it's not my age then what might it be?

Is it:
a) ugliness
b) fatness
c) incontinence
d) my problem of spilling my food and drink down myself

[mcquiggd]

Age doesn't really matter to most women.

And thank allah for that.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Make me thank my lucky stars that I am so old and ugly that it's not a problem anymore.

[Diestl]

Here is an example from the Daily Mail comment section

It's better just to use a prostitute amounts ti the same thing with these skanks.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Here is an example from the Daily Mail comment section

This certainly rings true; I had very few girlfriends when I earned £37K p/a, but when I started my own company and my salary went over £100K I had trouble fighting them off, all eager to get married and quit their jobs. When much of the work went to India and the tax-burden encouraged me to shut the company and take a lower salary, my girlfriend left me and I've not had another since.

- Michael, Leatherhead, Surrey

[ratewhore]

Reminds me of my ex-wife...

[mcquiggd]

Yes, I can vouch for that.

[Diestl]

Surley Gold digging bitches like this will get banged than dropped like a stone.

[Paddy]

Presumably the moral of the story is forget your condom just take a few bank statements.

So very true...

[IR35 Avoider]

If the survey asked about looks, many men would give similarly unrealistic ratings of what they regarded as attractive. That doesn't mean they won't shag/marry the 95% of females who don't meet that standard.

Women may regard a £50,000 income as the benchmark of a "wealthy and successful" man, but it doesn't follow that most are going to hold out for that.

[AtW]

And final correction (as if it was not obvious) - its the women who pay me, this makes up good part of £5 mln.

threaded.

[Lucifer Box]

Just to clarify, p.a. is an abbreviation for per atosecond.

Threaded.

[sasguru]

I find that women are all over my obese, lardy body, coz I earn £5 million p.a.

Threaded.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Some 45 per cent of women say they rate a healthy bank balance as their top priority when looking for a partner

Doesn't work for me.

When you are ancient, over-weight and unsightly like me, it out-weighs wealth.

Also, as Andyw pointed out, I have incontinent stains on my trousers and I dribble on my shirts. That puts them off too.

[BlasterBates]

Presumably the moral of the story is forget your condom just take a few bank statements.