Reminds me of my ex-wife...
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Older and ...well, just older!! -
Here is an example from the Daily Mail comment section
This certainly rings true; I had very few girlfriends when I earned £37K p/a, but when I started my own company and my salary went over £100K I had trouble fighting them off, all eager to get married and quit their jobs. When much of the work went to India and the tax-burden encouraged me to shut the company and take a lower salary, my girlfriend left me and I've not had another since.
- Michael, Leatherhead, SurreyBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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It's better just to use a prostitute amounts ti the same thing with these skanks.Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateComment
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Make me thank my lucky stars that I am so old and ugly that it's not a problem anymore.
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Age doesn't really matter to most women.
And thank allah for that.
Vieze Oude Man
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If it's not my age then what might it be?Originally posted by mcquiggd
Is it:
a) ugliness
b) fatness
c) incontinence
d) my problem of spilling my food and drink down myselfBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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