Caption Competition Time

[tractor]

...

Not really - it would make running for the bus a bit uncomfortable.

You wouldn't have to run for a bus, just stand in the road and capture one

[tractor]

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany | World news | theguardian.com

'US doctors use DNA engineering to prolong gestation so you can give birth to an adolescent and miss the bad years!'

[BrilloPad]

I have to go back in - my horse is still in there.

[vetran]

Spelunking has never been more fun.

men... they spend 9 months trying to get out and most of their adult life trying to get back in.

You put your left leg in...

<Clarkson>
That puts a new slant on it.
</Clarkson>

[darmstadt]

"I thought it was AndyW's mum!"

[greenlake]

Extreme muff diver fails to lube up properly before diving in....

[barrydidit]

It's the man in the boat.

[SimonMac]

American gets stuck in 3rd base.

FTFY

[TestMangler]

Looks like there's a slope on it !

(C) J. Clarkson.

[TestMangler]

if you hear an echo, ALWAYS, tie your ankles to the bottom of the bed

Or tie a scaffolding pole across your arse