Surprisingly, MF's are real. What about the rest of you girls and boys?
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False mammaries.Anyone got any?
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Do you get your testes back as well?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhen I get divorced I always ask for them back.Comment
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Damn good idea. We could have false fannies too then we would not need wives/girlfriends.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Google 'Flesh Light'Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDamn good idea. We could have false fannies too then we would not need wives/girlfriends.
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When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I once saw a red Indian chief come up our stairs in into the bogs.
convinced it was real, but obviously a false memory(\__/)
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So SAS finally made it to London drinkies?Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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