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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNot nice when you get stood up, is it?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)Comment
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostA baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.Comment
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Originally posted by v8gaz View PostA baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....
(It was topical in the 80s)
Shop assistant: What are you looking for dear?
Walrus: A nice tight seal.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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A penguin takes his car to the garage as it's over heating. Mechanic tells him to come back in an hour.
Being a hot day, the penguin gets a bit uncomfortable and buys a massive tub of ice cream to cool down.
When he arrives back at the garage, face covered in ice cream, the mechanic looks at him and says "Looks like you've blown a seal".
The penguin replies "No ! It's ice cream, honest"When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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