Reply to: innocent super smoothies at the wharf

[TestMangler]

A penguin takes his car to the garage as it's over heating. Mechanic tells him to come back in an hour.

Being a hot day, the penguin gets a bit uncomfortable and buys a massive tub of ice cream to cool down.

When he arrives back at the garage, face covered in ice cream, the mechanic looks at him and says "Looks like you've blown a seal".

The penguin replies "No ! It's ice cream, honest"

[speling bee]

A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....

(It was topical in the 80s)

Walrus walks into a tupperware shop.

Shop assistant: What are you looking for dear?

Walrus: A nice tight seal.

[Bacchus]

Good to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.

Just for the record, and in no way to detract from the contribution that phrases like "contrary knickers" add to the cut and thrust of intellectual sparring, articulate and articulated mean very different things...

[mudskipper]

A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....

(It was topical in the 80s)

Boom Boom.

[v8gaz]

A baby seal goes into a bar and asks for a Canadian Club on the rocks....

(It was topical in the 80s)

[TestMangler]

Not nice when you get stood up, is it?

Especially if you happen to be Stephen Hawking

[mudskipper]

BTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.

Not nice when you get stood up, is it?

[BrilloPad]

BTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.

Probably not a good idea to have suggested the Bridgwater arms.

[cailin maith]

BTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.

He's still down your way.... I'm sure he lurks here every now and again. I'll mention it to him and ye can rearrange your date night.

[MarillionFan]

Janey Mac - I've honest to God never seen it in any supermarket here - maybe it's just down south.

BTW. Where's your man??!!! Fooking stood me up in a pub last month (or maybe it was the month before that?) Actually may have been March or April I've lost track of time!!!! Bloody lightweight.

[cailin maith]

Good to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.

I do try

[cailin maith]

If you're mixing it with ginger ale it surely matters little

What's it like - most similar to bourbon, Irish, or scotch? Whisk[e]y and ginger is my favourite mixed drink but only with cheap stuff... Tesco value brand all the way.

Well, I never liked the smell of Irish stuff or scotch so I can't really say how it compares. Not helpful I know. But it doesn't smell too funky and it tastes good and I don't get a hangover so it's a winner

[BrilloPad]

Oh piss off, contrary knickers.

Good to see that articulated debate is still alive on cuk.

[d000hg]

That stuff is my fave I have it with ginger ale... it's delish. Really bloody difficult to come by in this country though.

If you're mixing it with ginger ale it surely matters little

What's it like - most similar to bourbon, Irish, or scotch? Whisk[e]y and ginger is my favourite mixed drink but only with cheap stuff... Tesco value brand all the way.

[cailin maith]

How awful for you. We'll see if the Red Cross can organise a relief convoy or something.

Oh piss off, contrary knickers.