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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the
past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in
Texas.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
Anything that will postpone El Gordo's coronation and piss him off is ok with me.
The longer he hangs on the better - it'll just make more people fed up with the current lot. Nothing he does now will be looked on the same way and as for leaving a legacy....
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
Blair will hang on and become more and more unpopular.
Brown will take over and have a honeymoon period as he will be more popular with the voters (all 7 of them).
This will get him reelected
We will then be well and truly fecked over by the lardy @arsed jock.
Has anybody ever noticed the way his jaw goes funny when he is talking and needs to breathe in. (brown that is). I wish he'd stop it - breathing that is.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
Blair will hang on and become more and more unpopular.
Brown will take over and have a honeymoon period as he will be more popular with the voters (all 7 of them).
This will get him reelected
We will then be well and truly fecked over by the lardy @arsed jock.
Has anybody ever noticed the way his jaw goes funny when he is talking and needs to breathe in. (brown that is). I wish he'd stop it - breathing that is.
A likely scenario, unfortunately.
However, there is another jock sneaking up on the inside rail - our invisible Home Secretary. Hypothetical though. We're fecked either way.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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