convert or sell?

[minestrone]

Pollokshields is the posh, west end is full of students.

I can see the Sherbrooke hotel from where I am sitting.

Houses are posh, flats not so posh, one bedroom flats definitely not posh.

[scooterscot]

I can see the Sherbrooke hotel from where I am sitting.

Houses are posh, flats not so posh, one bedroom flats definitely not posh.

My one-bed is though. It's the bottom half of one of those converted detached sandstones villas with garden all the way round. It's the posh man.

[minestrone]

My one-bed is though. It's the bottom half of one of those converted detached sandstones villas with garden all the way round. It's the posh man.

I'll tell my Vietnamese mates to look out for it in the estate agents, they will fill it full of stinky weed and rig the leckie.

[scooterscot]

I'll tell my Vietnamese mates to look out for it in the estate agents, they will fill it full of stinky weed and rig the leckie.

That's a long way to go to find some mates. Perhaps you should try changing your banter.