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Between us, you thought of it first."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
My word, that lady has a massive bush.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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That's what I thought, while the other one of the pool is taken form the bushes. Presumably 1 handed!Originally posted by d000hg View PostSo your idea of a good time is taking surreptitious photos of topless men in the park?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I also noticed he had a tartan rug as well.Originally posted by BoredBloke View PostThat's what I thought, while the other one of the pool is taken form the bushes. Presumably 1 handed!Comment
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