Sacrilege

[bogeyman]

also The Wicker Man - why remake that?

Because they have shed loads of money but no new ideas?

[Hart-floot]

also The Wicker Man - why remake that?

The Italian Job, King Kong yet again, The Haunting ... all crapper than the previous versions.

I'm waiting for the Mel Gibson hollywood treatment of "Are You Being Served"

Captain Peacock played by Mel Gibson (ex marine operation iraqi freedom), prevents Al Quaida attack on downtown LA department store with hilarious results. All Towellheads and evil owner, Mr Grace, played by english actors.

Mrs Slocombe & pussy played by Jennifer Lopez with Scarlett Johanssen as the glamarous Ms Brahms. A camped up Sylvester Stallone as Mr Humphries and Ghetto-tastic Will Smith as his menswear side kick....

Should appeal to the hispanic, gay & black audiences. Just need a jewish one

Sorry i'm bored this afternoon zzzzzzzzzz

[Pondlife]

I'm waiting for the Mel Gibson hollywood treatment of "Are You Being Served"

Captain Peacock played by Mel Gibson (ex marine operation iraqi freedom), prevents Al Quaida attack on downtown LA department store with hilarious results. All Towellheads and evil owner, Mr Grace, played by english actors.

Mrs Slocombe & pussy played by Jennifer Lopez with Scarlett Johanssen as the glamarous Ms Brahms. A camped up Sylvester Stallone as Mr Humphries and Ghetto-tastic Will Smith as his menswear side kick....

Should appeal to the hispanic, gay & black audiences. Just need a jewish one

Sorry i'm bored this afternoon zzzzzzzzzz

Mel Brookes as Captn Peacock