ok, lets see how clever you are

[doodab]

Which evening do I take her

Surely you need to take her at lunchtime?

[EternalOptimist]

Surely you need to take her at lunchtime?

It's an evening date.
She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....

[pjclarke]

Dictionary definition of 'siphon' has been wrong for nearly a century | Science | theguardian.com

There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.

I was surprised and shocked by this.

EO reads the Guardian!

[BigTime]

My question

When you ask for parking when making a French Hotel reservation

& the bint replies
"For the late arrival you have the automate by CB "

Does she mean

1. Citizens Band
2. Something else

Stick your credit card in the machine. CB http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carte_Bleue

[darmstadt]

It's an evening date.
She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....

Friday. You just do what I do, stay in the pub until Saturday lunch



(and occasionally Sunday breakfast)

[MarillionFan]

question number 4

I tell Mrs EO that I am going to take her for a pub lunch one evening next week. But it will be a suprise
Which evening do I take her

Take your mistress instead. That'll be a surprise.

[d000hg]

A fun fact about zero-G that is probably rather obvious if we weren't so ingrained with thinking things that happen on Earth are "natural":

You can't wring out a wet cloth in zero-G (skip about a minute if you're in a rush):

[EternalOptimist]

A fun fact about zero-G that is probably rather obvious if we weren't so ingrained with thinking things that happen on Earth are "natural":

You can't wring out a wet cloth in zero-G (skip about a minute if you're in a rush):

Question 5
Exactly how wrong is doogie ?

what is the gravity on the space station ?

[d000hg]

You know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.

[EternalOptimist]

You know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.

Heh he. bl**dy astronauts spreading myths.

The gravity on the space station is about 9 tenths of that on the earth. Much higher than even the moon.
The space station is a high gravity weightless environment


question 6

why do women go to the bogs in gangs