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ok, lets see how clever you are
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Originally posted by doodab View PostSurely you need to take her at lunchtime?
She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....(\__/)
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Dictionary definition of 'siphon' has been wrong for nearly a century | Science | theguardian.com
There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.
I was surprised and shocked by this.
EO reads the Guardian!Last edited by pjclarke; 5 June 2014, 14:16.My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostMy question
When you ask for parking when making a French Hotel reservation
& the bint replies
"For the late arrival you have the automate by CB "
Does she mean- Citizens Band
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's an evening date.
She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postquestion number 4
I tell Mrs EO that I am going to take her for a pub lunch one evening next week. But it will be a suprise
Which evening do I take her
Take your mistress instead. That'll be a surprise.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Exactly how wrong is doogie ?
what is the gravity on the space station ?(\__/)
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You know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.
The gravity on the space station is about 9 tenths of that on the earth. Much higher than even the moon.
The space station is a high gravity weightless environment
question 6
why do women go to the bogs in gangs(\__/)
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