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    #21
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Which evening do I take her
    Surely you need to take her at lunchtime?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Surely you need to take her at lunchtime?
      It's an evening date.
      She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
      but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Dictionary definition of 'siphon' has been wrong for nearly a century | Science | theguardian.com

        There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.

        I was surprised and shocked by this.

        EO reads the Guardian!
        Last edited by pjclarke; 5 June 2014, 14:16.
        My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          My question

          When you ask for parking when making a French Hotel reservation

          & the bint replies
          "For the late arrival you have the automate by CB "

          Does she mean
          1. Citizens Band
          2. Something else
          Stick your credit card in the machine. CB http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carte_Bleue

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            It's an evening date.
            She knows it cant be a friday because by thursday night she hasn't been, so friday would not be a suprise.
            but wait, by the same logic, it can't be thurday, wednesday ....
            Friday. You just do what I do, stay in the pub until Saturday lunch



            (and occasionally Sunday breakfast)
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              question number 4

              I tell Mrs EO that I am going to take her for a pub lunch one evening next week. But it will be a suprise
              Which evening do I take her

              Take your mistress instead. That'll be a surprise.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                A fun fact about zero-G that is probably rather obvious if we weren't so ingrained with thinking things that happen on Earth are "natural":

                You can't wring out a wet cloth in zero-G (skip about a minute if you're in a rush):

                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  A fun fact about zero-G that is probably rather obvious if we weren't so ingrained with thinking things that happen on Earth are "natural":

                  You can't wring out a wet cloth in zero-G (skip about a minute if you're in a rush):

                  Question 5
                  Exactly how wrong is doogie ?

                  what is the gravity on the space station ?
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    You know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      You know what I mean EO. If a professional astronaut describes the ISS as a zero-gravity environment, we can probably be afforded the same luxury of inaccuracy.
                      Heh he. bl**dy astronauts spreading myths.

                      The gravity on the space station is about 9 tenths of that on the earth. Much higher than even the moon.
                      The space station is a high gravity weightless environment


                      question 6

                      why do women go to the bogs in gangs
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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