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Oh Dear - Tories spend their time dreaming up new taxes

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    #21
    Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
    Can't get me!!!


    No clients in the UK, no expenses in the UK.
    No money flows through the UK.
    I am officially non-resident in the UK.

    My 91 days are uneffected (confirmed by accountant) because of personal reasons.

    That would be apart from this little lot then?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      True.

      But I think they have given up on that. I know I have.
      Blair, you cannot reach me now,
      No matter how you try,
      Goodbye cruel Labour,
      Your end is nigh.

      International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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        #23
        Originally posted by Andyw
        Havent we got any english people capable of doing the job ?
        Of New Labour prime minister? Let's see. Who is the most senior Englishman in the New Labour party?

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          #24
          Are there any..? He seems to only trust the English if they can be biologically described as female.
          Vieze Oude Man

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            #25
            Originally posted by Andyw
            Havent we got any english people capable of doing the job ?

            England is better off when all the MP's are away on freeby holidays !
            Unfortunately the only people capable of running this country are aussies, kiwis and safas. The sooner we take over the better for everyone (the alternative is for the pakis to take over, and I dont think many of you want that! ).

            Mailman

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              #26
              Originally posted by Mailman
              Unfortunately the only people capable of running this country are aussies, kiwis and safas. The sooner we take over the better for everyone (the alternative is for the pakis to take over, and I dont think many of you want that! ).

              Mailman
              After reading this, I was going to suggest a ban on all persons from the Southern Hemisphere, but then realised it would be a very empty forum.

              For the record, I would rather have a Pakistani Prime Minister, than a Kiwi/Aussie/Safa one. Now stick that in yer didgeridoo and smoke it.
              Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                #27
                Originally posted by Flubster
                For the record, I would rather have a Pakistani Prime Minister, than a Kiwi/Aussie/Safa one. Now stick that in yer didgeridoo and smoke it.
                I'd rather have an Aussie:

                Boatload of "refugees": You've got to let us in or we'll drown!

                Aussie PM: Then feck off and drown. Goodbye.

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