Originally posted by BobTheCrate
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Those Jermans they chipped our binny
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Originally posted by FlubsterOur local council empty our bins on alternate weeks. We are pretty good with putting our recycling rubbish in the appropriate bin, but find we have to empty our 'black' bin every week by taking it down the local tip. It's not my fault my wife is lazy and we resort to takeaways every night tus generating huge amounts of waste....It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Originally posted by oraclesmithYeah, and can you imagine how much food waste you'd build up over a year or soIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnWhy do I get charged for excess luggage (based on weight) when fat bastards are allowed to fly without excess charges.
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Not a bad idea. I can imagine the queues at the weigh-in counter !It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Originally posted by expatWhy not have a standard fare for every plane journey, based on distance flown times total weight (passenger plus all baggage)?
Excellent idea. If some bugger is going to carry a bomb on board make them pay for the extra weight!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Check-in girl : I'm sorry sir, you are 20 KILO'S OVERWEIGHT. You will need to leave all your baggage here or attend the mobile liposuction unit over there in order to fly today. Have a nice day.It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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Would a family of Midgets be able to go for the price of one Threaded?I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Originally posted by oraclesmithCheck-in girl : I'm sorry sir, you are 20 KILO'S OVERWEIGHT. You will need to leave all your baggage here or attend the mobile liposuction unit over there in order to fly today. Have a nice day.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Originally posted by oraclesmithCheck-in girl : I'm sorry sir, you are 20 KILO'S OVERWEIGHT. You will need to leave all your baggage here or attend the mobile liposuction unit over there in order to fly today. Have a nice day.
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