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Just been attacked by a randy pheasant
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I'd have thought if there were much truth in it then these headlines:
Slaughter of the swans: As carcasses pile up and migrant camps are built on river banks, Peterborough residents are too frightened to visit the park
Slaughter of the Poles: As carcasses pile up around swan nests, Peterborough residents are too frightened to visit the parkComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe's not a pheasant plucker, he's a pheasant plucker's son
He'll go on plucking pheasants till the plucking day is done.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe's not a pheasant plucker, he's a pheasant plucker's son
He'll go on plucking pheasants till the plucking day is done.
He's not the pheasant plucker he's the pheasant plucker's mate
And he's only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's lateEngland's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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