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PANTIES, please!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI think this scene from Coupling sums it up:
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
Pants, when being applied to a lady's smalls, has to be the most unsexy word in the English language.Comment
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Alas, I didn't write the script. Take it up with Stephen Moffat.Originally posted by zoco View PostPANTIES, please!
Pants, when being applied to a lady's smalls, has to be the most unsexy word in the English language.Comment
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sligthly off topic - a woman I used to work with always wore stockings and suspenders
regardless of whether she was wearing trousers, skirts, shorts etc etc
this for me just seemed a bit weird..
what do the 'ladies' of the board think? weird or not?Comment
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