You're all beautiful.

[Mich the Tester]

Like a Bernard Matthew's turkey.

Couped up in a little cubicle gasping for air?

[Pondlife]

Couped up in a little cubicle gasping for air?

I was going to go with - Basted in her own juices.

[Bunk]

I'm so confused.

Just go with it, you might enjoy it.

[vetran]

I'm so confused.

great fancy some sex?

[Mich the Tester]

I was going to go with - Basted in her own juices.

Spatchcocked or spit roasted?

[vetran]

Spatchcocked or spit roasted?

stuffed and done for a long time!

[fullyautomatix]

Ta <preens>.

(I've just been called 'damp' by lady opposite!)

Is that a euphemism for something ?

[norrahe]

It's a bit early, isn't it?

For Pondy it's never early for drink.

[Pondlife]

For Pondy it's never early for drink.

Mrs P has started buying alcohol free mouthwash so I've had to resort to using Creme de Menthe.

[speling bee]

Mrs P has started buying alcohol free mouthwash so I've had to resort to using Creme de Menthe.

I prefer mojito.