Prisoner escapes to get away from (c)rap music and junkies

[Mich the Tester]

I have to say I can sympathise a little bit. A prison sentence is fair enough, but isn't being surrounded by rubbish music and boring druggies 'cruel and unusual punishment'?

Middle-aged prisoner broke out of jail to flee constant din of rap music - Telegraph

[Ravello]

Police issued a public appeal to find him and he was finally caught while visiting a Corals bookmakers in Bridport, Dorset, on March 29.

In 2012 he was sent to Leyhill prison for carrying out a string of commercial robberies, including one at a Corals bookmakers in Bath

So keeping a low profile by visiting a chain of bookies that he robbed

[Pondlife]

He said his client was about to hand himself in when he was recognised and arrested.

Really officer, I was just going to put this one bet on and then I was going straight down the copshop to hand meself over. Honest I was.