Walking on the beaches

[vetran]

Can anyone think of an inappropriate canned or tinned joke?

plenty out there, try light relief.

[mudskipper]

The thought had definitely crossed my mind. One of yours?

I have a different theory.

Once he starts posting obsessively in the counting thread, my theory will be confirmed.

[OwlHoot]

So Bob Geldof isn't her father? I'm so confused.

But I'm not as into the "famous for being famous" as you lot obviously are.

_You're_ confused? I didn't even think she was a real person

I thought she was a character in Private Eye's Celeb strip.

[mudskipper]

Peaches Geldof

Heroin overdose.

Very sad.

[BrilloPad]

I am pleased it was overdose rather than suicide - better for her kids.

[MicrosoftBob]

Perhaps Golden Brown rather than Peaches for the song reference

[Troll]

Perhaps Golden Brown rather than Peaches for the song reference

Surely Heroin by Lou Reed ... don't know if she was smoking it or shooting up

I have made big decision
I'm gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death

Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainline into my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off than dead

[vwdan]

I am pleased it was overdose rather than suicide - better for her kids.

To be fair, it still doesn't really rule out suicide.

[zoco]

Peaches Geldof

Heroin overdose.

Very sad.

Sad, yes. I guess she was handed a chalice made of excrement being born to those parents.

[vetran]

how very sad for her kids.