Seconds from disaster

[suityou01]

I took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.

SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".

Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.

[wurzel]

I took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.

SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".

Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.

Did something similar after a night out a few weeks ago when I blundered into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth with savlon

[suityou01]

Did something similar after a night out a few weeks ago when I blundered into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth with savlon

[mudskipper]

I took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.

SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".

Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.

This story would have been much better if SY02 hadn't pointed out your error.

[suityou01]

This story would have been much better if SY02 hadn't pointed out your error.

She did say it was a big big decision.

[MarillionFan]

I took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.

SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".

Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.

FFS Suity, everyone knows she keeps her moisturiser in the second drawer.

[northernladyuk]

FFS Suity, everyone knows she keeps her moisturiser in the second drawer.

That's actually your lube.

[MarillionFan]

That's actually your lube.

Old Greg Serving Ban Socky Alert.

Mods, please do the needful.

[SimonMac]

Not the story we usually hear when SY02 talk's about creamy facials

[Project Monkey]

Made similar mistake once, grabbed Mrs conditioner, turned out to be Veet.