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Previously on "Seconds from disaster"
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Not the story we usually hear when SY02 talk's about creamy facials
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat's actually your lube.















Old Greg Serving Ban Socky Alert. 
















Mods, please do the needful.


















































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That's actually your lube.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFFS Suity, everyone knows she keeps her moisturiser in the second drawer.
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FFS Suity, everyone knows she keeps her moisturiser in the second drawer.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.
SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".
Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.
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This story would have been much better if SY02 hadn't pointed out your error.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.
SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".
Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.
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Did something similar after a night out a few weeks ago when I blundered into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth with savlonOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.
SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".
Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.
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Seconds from disaster
I took SY02 out for dinner last night. Got a bit squiffy on red wine. When we got home it was straight to bed as we were both knackered. While SY02 was performing her last thing ablutions, I was sat on the bed rubbing moisturiser into my face. I robbed it from SY02's dresser. My face just felt like it could use some.
SY02 came into the bedroom and freaked out, as I'd grabbed the wrong bottle and it was "Bronzing moisturiser".
Very nearly had to go to work tomorrow looking like Al Jolson.
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