What question would you like to ask a member of MPC?

[AtW]

This isn't 1st April joke, so keep it serious - tomorrow I am meeting a member of Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee (MPC).

At the meeting I'll have the opportunity to ask a question, maybe two - so it's your chance to voice your ideas.

[Old Greg]

Do you lick the chutney spoon and put it back in?

[Mich the Tester]

Have you tried bleeding the radiators?

[northernladuk]

Do you like gladiators?

[sasguru]

This isn't 1st April joke, so keep it serious - tomorrow I am meeting a member of Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee (MPC).

At the meeting I'll have the opportunity to ask a question, maybe two - so it's your chance to voice your ideas.

I'm sure you'll have plenty of ideas e.g. your idea of banning people from buying Porsches with their bonuses, your idea of curtailing the free financial markets and other tried-and-tested Soviet ideas
But as you're buying a house, do us all a favour and ask for stamp duty to be abolished on houses under 2 million.

[oracleslave]

At what age did you become partial to snooker balls and the taste of leather?

[northernladuk]

Where does a squirrel keep his nuts?

[Old Greg]

I'm sure you'll have plenty of ideas e.g. your idea of banning people from buying Porsches with their bonuses, your idea of curtailing the free financial markets and other tried-and-tested Soviet ideas

Not forgetting looser monetary policy in relation to sofa hire purchase agreements.

[Mich the Tester]

Were none of you at the back tempted to stick two fingers up behind the guys at the front in a 'bunny ears' gesture?

[oracleslave]

Not forgetting looser monetary policy in relation to sofa hire purchase agreements.

Sofas should be shipped free in a Brum help to buy housing scheme.