Comin' over 'ere, nickin' our weather!

[pjclarke]

And Sponges! Sponges are sea-creatures, no doubt the rise in water temperatures has increased their number, and so they're soaking up more seawater. I sense a PhD thesis coming on ....

[Mich the Tester]

And Sponges! Sponges are sea-creatures, ....

<daily mail mode>

I always thought they lived in council flats.

[DodgyAgent]

Displacement, There are now more and much heavier ships in the sea, displacement occurs when an object is immersed in a fluid, pushing it out of the way and taking its place

And don't forget fat people swimming in the sea.

[EternalOptimist]

One of the most common misunderstandings with sea level rise, is that as the level goes up, the column of air above it must go up as well.
So the earths atmosphes is literally getting fatter.
If it gets too fat it will eventually reach the sun and then the earth will be influxed with lots of positively charged immigrant ions.