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And where's there's chaos, there's cash.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postso he's capable of causing needed chaos.
got it
It's like one big contracting fish tank. An ecosystem.
And SAS is a bottom feeder.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ya know, I can never be sure, when you puff out your chest and utter "well as a successful contractor, let me give you the benefit of my experience" and then start blathering on, whether your tongue is in your cheek ..... or notOriginally posted by suityou01 View Postbluff
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Well I haven't gone over to the dark side like, MF for example. Still invoicing, which is my measure of successful.Originally posted by Platypus View PostYa know, I can never be sure, when you puff out your chest and utter "well as a successful contractor, let me give you the benefit of my experience" and then start blathering on, whether your tongue is in your cheek ..... or not
Perhaps you need to choke some pole?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Except that after the end of the day, the alcoholic can't have a pint to relax.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWHS
It's like being a recovering alcoholic.
Every day, ask yourself, 'Can I take one more day in return for the money?'
Go in that day and earn the cash.
And look for another gig.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Well I doOriginally posted by d000hg View PostExcept that after the end of the day, the alcoholic can't have a pint to relax.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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The Dark Side is more powerful. Join me Suity and together we can rule CUK like Father and Son. Mwuhahahahaha.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWell I haven't gone over to the dark side like, MF for example. Still invoicing, which is my measure of successful.
Perhaps you need to choke some pole?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You're not his real dad.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe Dark Side is more powerful. Join me Suity and together we can rule CUK like Father and Son. Mwuhahahahaha.Comment
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Of course. Nobody would admit to being his real dad.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou're not his real dad.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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