Stop fondling that slab and shag, says lover rubber-glover
Lights out & heads down for a full house.
OK admit who has reached for a mobe whilst in the throes of passion? Or worse had your paramour do so?
According to one of Durex's less than reliable surveys, some 12 per cent of people had answered a phone during sex, while one in 10 had read a text.
Apparently, more than 5 per cent of respondents had even checked Facebook while making love, although we're sure this number is dwindling along with the popularity of Zuck's advertising empire.
In the sexual world, Durex makes a play of the fact it stops nasty sexually transmitted diseases. However, on the internet it is obsessed with spreading unwelcome viral content.
The latest piece of crapvertising by the latex pusher is dubiously linked with Earth Hour, which takes place on 29 March. During this short-lived celebration of all things ecological, greeny-meanies are urged to turn off the lights for an hour and do something which comes naturally. And no, they don't mean sleep.
Apparently, more than 5 per cent of respondents had even checked Facebook while making love, although we're sure this number is dwindling along with the popularity of Zuck's advertising empire.
In the sexual world, Durex makes a play of the fact it stops nasty sexually transmitted diseases. However, on the internet it is obsessed with spreading unwelcome viral content.
The latest piece of crapvertising by the latex pusher is dubiously linked with Earth Hour, which takes place on 29 March. During this short-lived celebration of all things ecological, greeny-meanies are urged to turn off the lights for an hour and do something which comes naturally. And no, they don't mean sleep.
Lights out & heads down for a full house.
OK admit who has reached for a mobe whilst in the throes of passion? Or worse had your paramour do so?
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