Putin is gay

[MicrosoftBob]

That conspiracy theory just got some tinder

[AtW]

Dioxin is not radioactive.

[scooterscot]

Now that you mention it, I can see it. A fudge packer in plain sight annexing countries without firing a bullet. Whereas Bush was the right opposite. It makes sense.

[Old Greg]

I bet he's never got a contract via a female agent either.

[NotAllThere]

Dioxin is not radioactive.

Yushenko was poisoned with it a few years ago, IIRC. It seems nasty but not that lethal immediately.

[Old Greg]

Dioxin is not radioactive.

Not even a tiny bit?

[stek]

Is Putin's chief bumper-offer actually Dr Evil? Dioxin, Polonium, what's wrong with a 'car accident' or 'unfortunate suicide'?

[NotAllThere]

Not even a tiny bit?

Well, it's C12H4Cl4O2, so there'll be traces of carbon-14 and other radioactive isotopes, but none above normal background radiation.

[Jubber]

Is Putin's chief bumper-offer actually Dr Evil? Dioxin, Polonium, what's wrong with a 'car accident' or 'unfortunate suicide'?

.... or locking yourself in a bag from the inside? (with a nice bit of tranny/shirt-lifter overtones)

[Ticktock]

People do realise that this story is on a "comedy" website, right? Look at the other articles linked to from that story.