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In the beginning, when Admin created the CUK-forum, the domain was formless and desolate.
Then Admin commanded, “Let there be a website”—and a website appeared. Admin was pleased with what he saw. Then he separated the a website from the forum and he named the one forum “General” and the other “Accounting & other tulip “.
Then Admin commanded, “Let there be other forums to divide the crap and to keep it in many separate places”—and it was done.
Evening passed and morning came—that was the third day and there were still bugs.
Then Admin commanded, “Let adverts appear” they will annoy the hell out of users —and it was done.
He placed moderators to rule over the day and the night, and to separate good from bad. And Admin was pleased with what he saw. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fourth day.
Then Admin commanded, “Let the water be filled with many kinds of living beings, and let the air be filled with birds.” So Admin created the great sea monsters, all kinds of creatures that live in the water, and all kinds of birds. And Admin was pleased with what he saw especially as he only paid £5 for three spiffs of skunk. He blessed them all and told the creatures that live in the water to reproduce and to fill the sea, and he told the birds to increase in number. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fifth day."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostThat'll be MrsAdministrator.
Don't cross her - she's a real nutter.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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And on that day Suity registered and it all went to ratsh1t.Originally posted by Paddy View PostIn the beginning, when Admin created the CUK-forum, the domain was formless and desolate.
Then Admin commanded, “Let there be a website”—and a website appeared. Admin was pleased with what he saw. Then he separated the a website from the forum and he named the one forum “General” and the other “Accounting & other tulip “.
Then Admin commanded, “Let there be other forums to divide the crap and to keep it in many separate places”—and it was done.
Evening passed and morning came—that was the third day and there were still bugs.
Then Admin commanded, “Let adverts appear” they will annoy the hell out of users —and it was done.
He placed moderators to rule over the day and the night, and to separate good from bad. And Admin was pleased with what he saw. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fourth day.
Then Admin commanded, “Let the water be filled with many kinds of living beings, and let the air be filled with birds.” So Admin created the great sea monsters, all kinds of creatures that live in the water, and all kinds of birds. And Admin was pleased with what he saw especially as he only paid £5 for three spiffs of skunk. He blessed them all and told the creatures that live in the water to reproduce and to fill the sea, and he told the birds to increase in number. Evening passed and morning came—that was the fifth day.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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FTFYOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostAnd on that day Suity held a requirements workshop and it all went to ratsh1t.Comment
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