National Talk Like an Agent Day!

[Zippy]

I just popped out to the newsagent and walked past a recruitment agency. The burglar alarm was ringing.

Well it made me titter anyway.

[Doggy Styles]

"Right, we'd better get you in there then."

(On enquiring about a contract and informing the agent I lived around the corner from his office. And he did. This was a big agency, but obviously not hoaxley because they are c

[Flashman]

[Andy Hallett]

"Right, we'd better get you in there then."

(On enquiring about a contract and informing the agent I lived around the corner from his office. And he did. This was a big agency, but obviously not hoaxley because they are c

Cornhill?

[TheFaQQer]

Cornhill?

I always think cornhole when I think of Hoaxley

[BjornMorg]

Me - sorry I'm in a contract for the next 3 months.
Agent - do you know anyone else with your skillset who is available?

I get this A LOT.

+1

[BjornMorg]

Hi, I'm a HEADHUNTER...

[Zippy]

Hi, I'm a HEADHUNTER...

Oh yes. I went all weak at the knees the first time I heard that one.

[Doggy Styles]

Cornhill?

Hayes.

No, I meant to say that hoaxley are a bunch of...

I've never got straight answers from them, and every dealing I've ever had with them has been a 100% waste of time.