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Don't sleep with gypsy girls
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Just as well it didn't happen near me. Always out walking and I always pick up useful things I find by the road, screws, lengths of chain, reflectors etc and put them in my big box of bits in the shed, just in case they come in handy to repair something. Sure I could find a use for a spare willy, mine's getting on a bit.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
'A few of the Asda staff have been talking and apparently it was some gypsy men doing it to another guy after they found out he had slept with one of their girlfriends.
'I don't know his name but that seems to be what I have heard.'If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWell if it was gippo men who did it, they probably swallowed itComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWe're glad to here you're OK, anyway.
Who's hijacked Old Greg's account?Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
Who's hijacked Old Greg's account?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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