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BBC Breaking News: Wrath of the Goldfish!

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    BBC Breaking News: Wrath of the Goldfish!

    BBC News - Woman jailed for microwaving cat

    Woman jailed for microwaving cat
    Breaking news
    Briton Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved her cat for eating her pet goldfish, is sentenced to 14 weeks in prison
    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.
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    This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".

    Very sad for all concerned, including (even though cats are vermin) the cat (and the fish).

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      Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
      This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".
      You need to watch that Queen. She has access to some very powerful mind control magnets.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Breaking Bad new season. "OR what about a magnet?" - YouTube

        Yeah ! magnets !! Bitch !!
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
          This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".
          Doesn't that mean that it wasn't working?

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            #6
            Was the cat Polish?
            <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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              Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
              Was the cat Polish?
              It was indigenous cat, you moron
              If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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