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Previously on "BBC Breaking News: Wrath of the Goldfish!"

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  • mos
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    Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
    Was the cat Polish?
    It was indigenous cat, you moron

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  • petergriffin
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    Was the cat Polish?

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".
    Doesn't that mean that it wasn't working?

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  • TestMangler
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    Yeah ! magnets !! Bitch !!

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".
    You need to watch that Queen. She has access to some very powerful mind control magnets.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    This woman has mental health issues - apparently she stopped taking her medication because "The Queen told her to".

    Very sad for all concerned, including (even though cats are vermin) the cat (and the fish).

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  • mos
    started a topic BBC Breaking News: Wrath of the Goldfish!

    BBC Breaking News: Wrath of the Goldfish!

    BBC News - Woman jailed for microwaving cat

    Woman jailed for microwaving cat
    Breaking news
    Briton Laura Cunliffe, who microwaved her cat for eating her pet goldfish, is sentenced to 14 weeks in prison

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